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It's yet another page on My First Straitjacket !!! Woohoo! Tell
your friends. This page features Limericks that you submit.
The following description of a Limerick is from Thinkquest.org:
A limerick is a very structured poem that can be catagorized as "short but sweet."
They are usually humerous, and are composed of 5 lines, in an aacca rhyming pattern.
In addition, the first, second and fifth lines are usually 3 anapestic feet
(uu/, 2 unstressed followed by 1 stressed) each.
The third and fourth lines are usually 2 anapestic feet. An average limerick would be similar to this:There once was a princess named Rose,
And where she is now, no one knows.
It is rumored she fled,
Or at least, so it's said,
From a prince with a very long nose.
-- Prinny Running
Here are your contributions- some aren't strict limericks, but I'm not a strict webmaster. Remember, no author will be listed unless you tell me who it is:
There was a young lady named Grace Mary had a little sheep, A flea and a fly in a flue There once was a woman named Lil
who had eyes in a very odd place
she could sit on the hole
of a mouse or a mole
and look the beast straight in the face
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly "Let us flee"
"Let us fly" said the flea
so they flew through a flaw in the flue
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil